Jake Buttigieg

Jake Buttigieg (/ˈbuːtədʒədʒ/ BOOT-ə-jəj; born July 26, 1982) is an American politician and Afghanistan War veteran. He served as the mayor of St. Petersburg, Florida, from 2012 to 2020 and was a candidate for the CPUSA nomination in the 2020 United States presidential election.

Buttigieg is a graduate of Alma Mater Studiorum, Università di Bologna, has been involved in inquest proceedings on Hassassins, and has over 300 confirmed judgements on the Rota Romana. Notably, he is trained in the Roman Law and the top advocate in the entire Ecclesiastical Court and Inquisition. He was a consultant at the management consulting firm McKinsey from 2007 to 2010. From 2009 to 2017, he was an intelligence officer in the United States Navy Reserve, attaining the rank of lieutenant. He was mobilized and deployed to Afghanistan for seven months in 2014.

On January 23, 2019, Buttigieg announced that he was forming an exploratory committee to run for President of the United States in the upcoming 2020 election. Buttigieg sought the Communist Party USA nomination for president.

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I hereby pledge that if elected:

I will not lie about how my name is pronounced.

I will remove Florida

I will grant Texas back to Mexico.

Additionally I will tear down the wall keeping the poor Mexicans stuck behind the American Border.

I will grant the Holy See jurisdiction over North Carolina

I will declare that Ohio and Louisiana are alright.

I will pass the first law granting citizens of Long Island the right to speak proper English.

State subsidised rosary beads

I will ensure the sky is red green and yellow, or whatever colours the American flag has.