Matthew D'Cruze

"Hey, you little piss baby

You think you're so fucking cool? Huh?

You think you're so fucking tough?

You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck

Aw, look at those arms

Your arms look so fucking cute, they look like lil' cigarettes

I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you

And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you"

And then I'd fucking ghost you"

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4 basic tenets of D'Cruzism

1) I am atheist

2) I've to piss

3) I've to alanytics

4) I've to own the conservatives

famous for arguing with Nicholas of Kinsella during the eCUMenical Gulag of 2021.